Most fun for under £5

I'm a fair weather biker. I'm comfortable about this fact but miss it through the winter months. When the roads are greasy, icy or just a little damp i just don't enjoy bieng on two wheels.

 So the question is as above. I'm looking at buying a toy for when the conditions aren't To my liking. 

I know they are massive chav wagons but I've always had a thing for scoobys and there's no denying they are fantastic to drive if you want to thrash something through some B roads. 

 Ideas? 

And before anyone says it,  The 306gti6 can suck my hairy ones. 

Toyota GT86

For under £5k? Are they actually Any good? I've worked on a few but never driven one. 

You could probably get a stolen one for £5k. I'm sure you know a guy. 

I don't like the smell dead bodies leave in stolen cars. Really puts you off your drive-by's. 

Where Soulman, anyway? He was Up in Brum today. 

He hadn't been raped or shot,  when I spoke to him earlier. 

I heard that when he arrived he just told everyone he knew you, and they left him alone. You're the Tommy Shelby I heard. 

More like Sheldon Cooper. 

Bit it of a coincidence, I'm catching up on Top Gera episodes I haven't seen, and the first one I've put on this morning was the gt86. Looks like a lot of fun. 

Yeah it's basically a less girly MX5. Don't think they're anywhere near £5k yet that's the car I'd buy if I ever gave a crap and wanted a fun car, but dunno if that's gonna happen while I'm into bikes. 

Buy an old mini... 

That's not a bad shout, actually. I think I'm probably swaying owian' s way though,  I'd rather have a second bike than a second car. 

Bike wanker

Yeah but how will a different bike give you a different thrill unless it's something like a dirt bike where you can do massive jumps? 

Where do we start? Haha