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Created by AndyJ on 14 Feb 2018 08:46

AndyJ on 14 Feb 2018 08:46

Well, at least for me. The Mrs has suprised me with a track day in a Lamborghini Hurican and a Mustang GT. Noice!!!

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Owain on 14 Feb 2018 09:04

Now that's how you do Valentine's! Personally I don't bother. It's not gay to wish each other a Happy Valentine's day if we don't actually kiss. 

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jsoulman on 14 Feb 2018 14:07

Nice present! I went down with a severe case of the flu aches without the rest of the flu. Although I do feel rough. I was too ill to go into work but had to get something for her yesterday. Thought it was too dangerous for me to drive so walked 15 minutes to the nearest village where I was sure there was a card shop. Nope, looks like it closed down and all thats left is an Oxfam. Found a picture of a giraffe (she loves them) and will draw on it using my dick as the brush and my feces as the paint. Also got a tacky red rose as I honestly thought that was better than nothing at all...  I was planning on going to her excersise bootcamp thing with her later which im too ill for, and then dinner and movie at home. I havent even written the card. Ruinned it all!! 

Nothing says I love you more than a painting done with your own sausage and putting. 

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jsoulman on 14 Feb 2018 14:08

A bit tipsy on the lempsip I reckon... 

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AndyJ on 14 Feb 2018 19:17

Wow, that sounds beautiful. I’m jealous of her!  

Also, I’ve had this Aussie flu, or whatever it is, and it’s fucking  horrendous. Get a fat one on, it sorts the aches right out. 

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jsoulman on 15 Feb 2018 10:36

yeah ive been smoking a bit of weed which sorted the aches but my head can get a bit messed up and I cant tell how ill I am. Its odd. Plus not good for my throat. 

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ian7675 on 18 Feb 2018 21:23

I went out for a nice meal.

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Owain on 19 Feb 2018 23:46

I did nothing

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ian7675 on 20 Feb 2018 21:48

I dabbled in anal.

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Owain on 21 Feb 2018 07:47

Giving or receiving?

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ian7675 on 21 Feb 2018 13:02

Does ramming a dildo up my ass still count as giving?

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jsoulman on 21 Feb 2018 17:12

Did you take the but plugs out first or push them deeper? Will I ever get them back? 

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ian7675 on 21 Feb 2018 18:47

Don't do butt plugs, straight in there. 

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ian7675 on 21 Feb 2018 19:57

When I ordered it, the website said it was 8" which I thought was achievable. It's a silicone one that obviously been moulded from a real knob and it's bigger than I thought. The girth is ok but the head is a real struggle to get in but once in it's bearable. 

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Owain on 23 Feb 2018 11:50

Lucky you're such an absolute trooper really, a lesser man would've just given up. 

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