Friday!!!

Oh, wait, it's Saturday. I've been working and lost track. We all ok? 

 I've been on the most intense shroom trip ever, feels like a dream. I'm still fucked now to be honest but coming back to my normal self. it's all in waves.. 

Very much like Soulman really, except I was at a nice wedding and had some pork with mustard mash. 

That is the same. 

I've got a short week, as I've had to book Friday off for a speed awareness course. Typical, after all the fast cars and bikes I've hammered around for god knows how long I got caught doing 36 in a 30 in the van. Grrrr. 

Haha! Amazing. That's pretty annoying. Still, I'm told there are normally biscuits. 

Break the law and receive biscuits? I wont allow that.. 

Taxpayer-funded biscuits, too. 

The last one I had to do I was hanging out my arse. We'd been to the darts and been on it the whole day and night before. The beer was pouring out of me in sweat, I must have stunk! Was the longest three hours of my life. 

Did you learn anything? 

They probably just thought you were just one of the chav skanks who are always in those classes. 

I thought that was Andy, only dressed in his peaky blinders attire. 

To be fair, they do it quite well. The guys that present them are pretty funny and make good points. It's still a fucking long four hours, though. Even worse, I've got a dentist appointment after. Hate the dentist. . . 

 This is all that's needed 

Haha, never seen that.

I take back what i said, the guys that did it were dull as fuck.  I swear I nearly dropped off to sleep a few times. I actually think I'd rather pay the fine and have the points in future.